The pleasure of being introduced to Desktop Davey on Everton's new website hardly compensated for the deep, deep, disappointment of losing out on European football after a fine performance against Man Utd and their diligent referee Mike Riley. Regained perspective whilst stood outside St Gabriels on 'car watch' duty with Mark, one of Liverpool Diocese's five West Ham clergy fans... their grief far deeper than ours. But - final blow on a bitter day - Desktop Davey doesn't work on Macs. I shall cry myself to sleep.